Please Be Seated
There are lots of ways to tell boys apart from girls, but the only scientific way that I know of is to watch how someone pees. Girls sit and boys stand. You can trust me, it's science. It's one of the many reasons why boys have it easier than girls in this world. When walking through the woods, there is a tree every other step that is a natural bathroom for boys, boys can write their name in the snow while peeing, and boys get to melt ice in the urinals at finer bars and taverns all over 'Merica. I don't know that girls have any of those luxuries. And boys, if you think you have it tougher than girls, try pushing a watermelon out your man parts and then talk to me later about how easy that was. I'm telling you about this well known fact because we were just out to sea in the mighty Pacific and it's been rough. We've been pummeled by monster waves and strong winds that have had the boat rocking and rolling and had us struggling to stand upright. ...