Dragging a horse and a mule.
Brenda: “I'm dragging today.” Me: “You're a dragon today? ROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!” Brenda: “Ha, ha (said with sarcasm). For real, I'm dragging and I'm a little bit hoarse.” Me: “You're dragging a horse? That's got to be tough. No wonder you're tired.” Brenda: “Ha, ha (said with more sarcasm).” Me: “Come to think of it, I'm sort of tired today too.” Brenda: “That's because I drugged your meal.” Me: “Why would you drug my mule? I didn't even know I had a mule. Since you are already dragging a horse, do you want to drag my mule too?” Brenda: “Ha, ha (even more sarcasm). This is getting old.” Me: “I'm not that old. I'm only 41. And I look pretty darn good for 41. You are one lucky girl.” Brenda: “Oh, for crying out loud!” Me: “Don't cry out loud. You're dragging a horse and a mule. You don't want to scare them.” Brenda: “Give it a rest already!” ...