Things that go bump in the night
This morning I am writing this post at
a dock. We tied up at Thetis Island Marina yesterday afternoon after
a rough night at Princess Cove on Wallace Island the night before.
I was lead to believe by my wife that Princess Cove was named after
her so we had to check it out. It was a great little spot. Super
beautiful but crowded. It seems that most of these little coves and
bays up in the Gulf Islands are pretty crowded.
Anyway, in this little cove it is
customary to “stern tie” which is what we did. It's somewhat of
a daunting task to do when there are lots of boats around and not
much room, especially since our boat does not like to back up in a
straight line. It sort of goes where it wants as long as where it
wants is sharply to port (left for you non boaters). Anyway, the
process is like this. You drop your anchor in the middle of the bay
and then back your boat up to a rock wall that has some pieces of
chain bolted to the rocks. When you are sort of close to the wall,
you yell at your wife to get in the dinghy and take some rope with
her to row to shore and tie up to the chain so your boat doesn't
swing into the boats next to you or run into the wall. When she is
doing this task, it seems helpful to yell even more about how she is
taking too long and that she should really be hurrying up and why in
the world can't you row in a straight line, along with some
expletives (we are actually calm and collected and don't yell but it
seems that most boating couples like to do this while stern
tying...it was observed by us on multiple boats...I'm not sure if it
helps).
So we are tied up. I don't feel great
about it because there are a few power boats that decide to come into
the bay and drop their anchors right in the middle without stern
tying (there are multiple stories of why sailors don't like power
boaters and this one just adds a little more fuel to the fire). Now
there are boats properly tied up and a few that are willy-nilly
floating around causing some grief for us that are “doing right”.
You have to remember how tight this bay is. There is some yelling
by some sailors (not by us) but apparently the power boaters can't
hear the yelling over their massive generators that are running and
taking the peacefulness out of the air with diesel exhaust and noise.
At this point, we decide to go for a
hike and explore the island. It's great but I just don't feel that
comfortable about leaving the boat with the current state of affairs
in the bay. So we cut the hike short and head back to the boat.
It's even more crowded. More boats have come in while we were
hiking. This place is packed. We end up spending the rest of the
evening hanging out on the boat and cursing the power boaters.
At around 7pm the wind starts to pick
up and its coming in at the wrong angle for the bay. It is basically
hitting us right on our side and stretching our anchor and stern
lines tight which makes us even more uncomfortable. We see a couple
of boat's anchor's break free and then it's a fire drill in the bay.
Scrambling. Yelling. It's all happening. At about 11pm I decide
that I am going to bed because It seems that we are holding pretty
well. At about 12, just as I am in sleepy time, I hear a slight
“pop” that doesn't sound like anything I want to hear. I get up
and look out and our stern lines have broken due to the wind that has
picked up even more. It's go time. “Brenda get up we have broken
free!” I am not exactly sure who's panties I put on in the
scramble but they were surprisingly silky and lacy...I think I like
them. Now these power boats that are in the middle of the bay are
within a couple of feet of us and they don't seem to care. They
still can't hear us over their generators running (at midnight). We
string a bunch of heavy lines together, hop in the dinghy, and row to
shore to re-tie to the chain. We get sorted out and decide that we
should get up every hour or so and check on things. Alarm set for 1
hour later and its back to bed.
We don't really sleep. 1 hour
intervals come and go and in the morning I decide that even if
Princess Cove is named for my wife, I don't want to be here any
longer. We untie and haul up the anchor and give the power boaters
the 1 finger salute on the way out. The wind is still howling which
means we get a great sail to our next stop which is where we are now.
Tied up to the dock for an easy night.
We are heading for Pirate's Cove today.
It's named for me.
Do not, repeat, do not drop you anchor in Pirates Feculent Cove. The bottom is covered with the feces of 10,000 pirates. Hence the name. Your boat and anchor will never smell the same.
ReplyDeleteWallace Bay? You should have asked me about it. I came out of there wearing my wife's panties also with multiple abrasions on my knees not from assuming the position but in those days there were no bolts in the wall and one had to scale it to tie up to the trees on top
Just keep saying
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Nice job with the old blog. I didn't realize that you are actually funny. When do we get to hear from Brenda? Keep enjoying.
ReplyDeleteYour blog should be called the adventures of the pirate and the princess (or vice versa)! Too cute! Sounds like your adventure keeps getting better and better. Am heading home in a couple of days ... Will write more then. Stay safe ... Love to you both. xoxo
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